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DK Awards

1/11/2022

 
Dear Media Rights Capital Development Executive:

Hello, it's my understanding that Media Rights Capital (MRC) is the most current owner of dcp (dick clark productions), although these operations have since been folded into the operations of MRC.

Is this true? If I am misinformed, please ignore this message. If this is true, then please read on and learn about an idea I am pitching to MRC, owner of the ethos of an historic award show production company (dcp).

Consider producing DK Awards LIVE!! — a live television broadcast where personalities from the media & entertainment world¹ who used their platform to focus on and suggest vaccination² prevents the spread of disease — as opposed to serving to protect oneself from death or serious illness or hospitalization — and who chose to use their social position to berate and belittle strangers and label people who chose not to get vaccinated as selfish and guilty for continued viral contagion. Gather these precious, platformed people and present them with a DK (Dunning-Kruger) Award during an award show event broadcast globally, allowing the entire world to see them . . . for who and what they are.




¹ Authors included. If you've not finished reading the paragraph, read on and you'll soon understand why certain authors must be included in the award recipients list. 

² Originally typed "vacation" While perhaps humorous in context, the unintended typo and has been corrected to vaccination.
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Anyway, this is slow pitch, like it says in the blog's title. I've told you that; been upfront about it. I hate the game (baseball too). Slow (and ridiculous) is the only speed I am willing to play it.

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