Be Safe if you're out. Have fun.
And now for a short and ridiculous adult-Halloween message
Although the candy corn supplies were in short supply, and the 2020 Halloween season felt dry—reminiscent of that infamous Oaxacan shortage back in '85—Goddam that old Grand Marquis was a long hauler—I am glad it is drawing to a close. The snack food speedball of cocktail peanuts and candy corn laid me out flat and fucked me up this year. Be good, you rancid goblins.