This website recognises the importance of social responsibility. As such, we have included an age verification step, like porn and tobacco and alcohol-related websites. The protocol relies entirely on the honour system and your answers will never be reviewed by anyone on our staff. Note, however, all aspects of your internet experience, including any lie you may tell below regarding your age, and also any lie you tell your partner about having not eaten the last Kinder bueno when, in fact, you DID eat the last Kinder bueno, could be tracked, whether legally permissible or not, by national intelligence agencies and other overreaching policing organizations in pursuit of oppressive goals they share with corporatist co-conspirators. Additionally, your online activity may be generally tracked by insecure folks, if not specifically targeted by them through their use of website change alert & notification tools. (Straight male authors intentionally searching for any mention or usage of their name by others or who disingenuously write SJW books as a calculated method to profit off niche markets may fit this description.) Finally, your online activities could certainly be seen by your particular faith's omnipotent GOD, who may or may not be watching you depending on their having successfully gathered a foursome and found an available tee time. (In case you are unaware: blackholes are cups, galaxies are putting greens, and dark energy / matter fields are really just bleak fairways used by multidimensional "All-Powerful" players who make bets reminiscent of the one made between the Duke Brothers. These duffers control nothing, mind you. Just habitual gamblers. And fuck all lousy at the short game, where finesse and nuance matters.)
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Please answer truthfully. Because it seems almost everyone IS watching. Don't worry: You can do it. We at SIXSTRINGcpa.com believe in you. And by "we" that is to say the dozen or so authorial voices performing various swim strokes through the midnight-stained waters inside one writer's head.