TO: Conscious Mind #6789433218
Your confusion is understandable:
You aren't an Aussie.
You are not a Kiwi.
(You have never been to either fucking country.)
You aren't a parent.
You aren't a teen.
And you don't surf.
Though the evidence suggests innocence we, your subconscious, still find you guilty. You like the television show 800 Words.
From the Desk of...
Author's Note: I busk online, for tips and grins. Tipping is always appreciated. Here's where you can. Thanks!