DATE: 15-Nov-2018 (updated 17-Nov-18)
TO: Sleeper #6789433218
FROM: Dream Police — Suburban Sleep Patrol Officer Zeke Tramlyx
Notice of Citation
Subject (sleeper #6789433218) observed in dream-state by Suburban Sleep Patrol Officer Zeke Tramlyx entering a subconscious dwelling shared by Jennifer Garner and Eva Green. Subject was then observed repairing a malfunctioning kitchen sink disposal unit at the request of the occupants. Noted disposal unit slipped and landed on Subject's lap, emptying its grime and filth onto the subject. Subject completed repairs and was then thanked by the dwelling occupants. Subject then left the dwelling without further incident*. Upon waking Subject proceeded to text a friend from childhood and implied he had had a "dirty dream" where both Jennifer Garner and Eva Green were present yet revealed only partial truths and relied on plumbing references, innuendos and double entendres, without ever sharing the boring and innocuous details of the dream.
Subject is being cited and ticketed for Dreaming Unartful Impurities (D.U.I.) and the fine is to be levied at next slumber—mostly likely during a nap later this afternoon.
* Officer's notes: WHY? We're talking Garner & Green, here! I mean the subject's married, sure, but this was a goddam dream. And WTF!? because this dream had the makings of something really interesting—kinky & consensual—and then... nothing.
From the Desk of...
Author's Note: I busk online, for tips and grins. Tipping is always appreciated. Here's where you can. Thanks!