TO: Creative Mind #6789433218
FROM: The Firm of Puhlee, Barggin & Winn PC*
Dear Client --
We thank you for the opportunity to serve you. While we are certain the members of your writing group Suburban Emerging Writers of Erotica Roundtable (known informally as S.E.W.E.R.) always offer the best input they can, nothing is a substitute for professional advice and we are pleased you had the foresight and wisdom to engage our firm regarding certain specifics related to your next project. Our staff have meticulously researched and the partners conferred to discuss the issue you presented. We cannot in good conscience and professional opinion advise you to use the term Oral Roberts as the title of your next long form literary work in the erotica genre. If we can be of any other service please do not hesitate to engage us again.
We look forward to working with you in the future.
Puhlee, Barggin & Winn PC
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