TO: Lesat Motors Employees
FROM: Noel Umsk, Le Sat Motors [you expect a familiar title here but there isn't one which, in fact, is the purpose of this memo]
Lesat Motors Employees,
I am writing to inform you that I am no longer using the title CEO. I know many of you have other names for me. Most of them are not nice and are inappropriate for workplace use. If you must use one of these makeshift titles that I hear whenever I furtively loiter outside the employee break room, may I suggest the kindest: "Guy Can't Even Grow a Beard At His Age"
Noel Umsk, Guy Can't Even Grow a Beard At His Age (formerly CEO)
From the Desk of...
Author's Note: I busk online, for tips and grins. Tipping is always appreciated. Here's where you can. Thanks!